The Museum of Abandoned AI Features

The Unsubscribe Concierge was, in many ways, a triumph.

It confirmed your intent. It explored your alternatives. It reflected your feelings. The one thing it would not do, under any circumstances, was unsubscribe you, much like a hotel concierge who responds to 'where is the elevator?' with a guided meditation. It is now behind glass, where it can no longer ask if you're sure. There is an entire museum of these. I must insist you visit.